I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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