it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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