i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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