it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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