Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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