Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
