i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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