Dual....:-)
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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