i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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