Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
there's paper in my vomit.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
please come you make the beer taste better
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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