dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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