i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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