if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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