All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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