Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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