I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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