Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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