i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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