Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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