I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I want to make a zoo with you.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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