she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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