Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(409): View more from Texas

nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair

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(256): View more from Alabama

Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.

(228): View more from Mississippi

Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.

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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?

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Poland

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(914): View more from New York

Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.

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(970): View more from Colorado

You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"

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(708): View more from Illinois

omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars

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