Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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