When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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