quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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