A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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