You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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