I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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