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I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.

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(630): View more from Illinois

the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.

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just thought you should know her name is kristen

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(816): View more from Missouri

He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?

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(858): View more from California

The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.

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