I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
