Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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