Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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