That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
