Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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