Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm at about main and main street
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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