i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I've blown a few things in my day
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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