Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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