The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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