It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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