Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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