My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
