I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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