yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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