Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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