yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Two words: nipple clamps
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