What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Randomize
