Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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