Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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