Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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