It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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